Showing posts with label WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BURGERS?!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BURGERS?!. Show all posts

Thursday, 20 February 2014

100 Things You Won't Find in Astana: an epic list

So, as most of you think that I've probably been killed or kidnapped by now, owing to my lack of posts, I have decided to publish an epic list of my grumbles about the great(ly shit) city of Astana. This post is not a substitute for an actual update about my adventures, so please don't think that it is. It's more of a placeholder, really.

Anyway, while you wait for my next proper update (it's about half-way finished!), here is a concession for all of you Little Knyaz-ers (wtf) out there: 100 things you won't find in Astana.

The first ten:

1. Motivation
2. A wide selection at the supermarket
3. A cheap place to eat
4. Politeness
5. Good burgers
6. Happiness
7. Originality
8. Hospitality
9. Good bacon
10. MOTHERFUCKING HORSES

This list will be gradually updated as and when I feel like it.

As always, your comments are welcome (WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR COMMENTS?!)

And, in closing I'd just like to say:

KARAGANDA FOREVER!