Thursday, 20 February 2014

100 Things You Won't Find in Astana: an epic list

So, as most of you think that I've probably been killed or kidnapped by now, owing to my lack of posts, I have decided to publish an epic list of my grumbles about the great(ly shit) city of Astana. This post is not a substitute for an actual update about my adventures, so please don't think that it is. It's more of a placeholder, really.

Anyway, while you wait for my next proper update (it's about half-way finished!), here is a concession for all of you Little Knyaz-ers (wtf) out there: 100 things you won't find in Astana.

The first ten:

1. Motivation
2. A wide selection at the supermarket
3. A cheap place to eat
4. Politeness
5. Good burgers
6. Happiness
7. Originality
8. Hospitality
9. Good bacon
10. MOTHERFUCKING HORSES

This list will be gradually updated as and when I feel like it.

As always, your comments are welcome (WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR COMMENTS?!)

And, in closing I'd just like to say:

KARAGANDA FOREVER!

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